tinkdw:

theres-no-going-home:

ouchthatwasgood:

Fanfiction is the literal embodiment of “if you want something done right, do it yourself”

Damn straight

It’s definitely not straight

sailor–spoon:

adzolotl:

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

purplebuddhaproject:

“Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them. It’s the most twisted logic of all time.”

—

John Mayer

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poetryandthesea:

“With beautiful words and poetry in night skies I will drown the doubt, like dust in my throat, like water in my lungs, I will cough you out.”

— // cough you out
j.d.m.